Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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