bring money and cleavage
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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