Pants 0. Shit 1.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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