Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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