I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
