How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
This is the high leading the old right now
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
COCAINE IS GR8
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
