'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
