do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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