it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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