Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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