Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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