My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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