But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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