Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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