I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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