Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Every concussion has its silver lining
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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