i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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