You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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