I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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