I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
