Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I didn't shave. On purpose
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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