you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.