Soap is not a condiment
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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