I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
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that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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