Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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