No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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