Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
