It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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