just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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