google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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