I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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