We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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