Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
