Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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