I want to make a zoo with you.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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