and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
