problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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