Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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