glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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