normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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