I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Randomize
