are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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