i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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