So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Let's paint friendship bongs
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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