sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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