I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She just used a chaser for red wine.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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