I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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