So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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