i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I enjoy the company of your penis
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