AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.