JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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