i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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