Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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