singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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