I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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