I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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