her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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