Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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