The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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