they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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