Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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